When Part I ended, the guys of One Direction
could not get the mystery girl out of their heads.
It seems INDISPUTABLE (cannot be refuted or
disproved) that there is something irresistible and
yet INTANGIBLE (elusive and can’t be touched) about
the girl. The mystery of the “one thing” will soon
be revealed in this Blog!!!

Now I’m climbing the walls
But you don’t notice at all
That I’m going out of my mind
All day and all night.

The guys of One Direction are obsessed with the ELUSIVE
(hard to catch) mystery girl. She is the object of their
UNCEASING (constant) attention. But alas, the girl is
totally OBLIVIOUS (unaware) and doesn’t seem to notice them at all.

Some things gotta get loud
Cause I’m dying just to know your name.
And I need you here with me now
Cause you’ve got that one thing.

What!? Wait a minute! The guys of One Direction are totally
smitten with the girl, but it turns out that they don’t even know
her name. Is this PLAUSIBLE (believable)? What is the “one
thing” that has so ENTHRALLED (captivated) the boys of One
Direction? And why hasn’t the mystery girl even noticed the boys?

So get out, get out, get out of my mind
And come on, come into my life.
I don’t, I don’t, don’t know what it is
But I need that one think.
And you’ve got that one thing.

I have just made a MOMENTOUS (very important) discovery.
I finally figured out what the “one thing” really is. Are you
ready? It is so obvious. The mystery girl has a copy of The
Essential 500 Words. She is so focused on studying its ECLECTIC
(varied) and DIDACTIC (instructive) examples that she doesn’t even
notice the guys in One Direction. The One Direction guys are
determined to score a 700+ on Critical Reading. They need The
Essential 500 Words to Augment (increase) their LEXICON
(dictionary) of Level 4 and Level 5 words. The Essential 500 Words
is the “one thing” they need to accomplish their goal! This totally
explains everything!

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