Nicole: Mr. Krieger, I have huge news!
Me: I know, Michele Bachman has decided not to run again.
Nicole: Who is Michele Bachman. This a major news bulletin!
Me: Mario Rivera blew a save and the Mets won.
Nicole: No not that. This is important: R-Patz broke up with K-Stew!!!
Me. That is HUGE news.
Nicole: It sure is. Now we will have to revise Chapter 46 in Essential on
the R-Patz and K-Stew SAGA.
Me: So much for RECONCILIATION. What do we do?
Nicole: Listen to this – R-Patz was spotted with Katy Perry at a wedding rehearsal!
Me. Excellent! The SAGA continues…RECONCILIATIONS are EPHEMERAL in
Hollywood.

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